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Look forward to not looking.
Corporation: Noxema
Product: Citrus Formula Continuous Clean product line
Location: March 2005 Fitness Magazine, Waltham, MA
Collected On: 02-07-2005
Researcher: kanarinka
Language: English
 
Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.
  1. here is performance
  2. get ready for senility
  3. stand in front of a wall of knitting needles and lean forward.
  4. [anticipate gouging out your own eyes]
  5. To envision one's own death, until when said corporation's product should be used in abundance.
  6. look through a telescope with the end blacked out


  7. SUGGEST

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