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Fuel your career
Corporation: Sunoco
Product: working for Sunoco
Location: Cambridge, MA   
Collected On: 02-20-2005
Researcher: The Institute for Infinitely Small Things -- Expedition #1
Language: English
 
Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.
  1. drink some gas while working
  2. pour patrol on your boss
  3. stage a "bring uranium to work day"
  4. take your boss out for a drink.
  5. pour petrol over your boss, then set him/her alight.
  6. through the constant emission of gaseous noises at work.


  7. SUGGEST

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