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Laugh More. Cry More. Experience More.
Corporation: Blockbuster
Product: Rewards Flyer
Location: Blockbuster store
Collected On: 03-29-2005
Researcher: Buster
Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.
  1. One might establish an 8 hour-a-day regimen of walking ceaselessly in an urban area. One would hold up to one's face a sliced onion, repeating it whenever the tears slowed. Additionally, one would hire a personal tickler to trail closely behind and tickle at least once a minute.
  2. Have a nervous break down, request happy pills from your local disco-farmocologist. Take them.


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