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Come out and play
Corporation: Sony
Product: Playstation Portable
Location: Up the street from Starbucks - One Devonshire Place, Boston   
Collected On: 04-12-2005
Researcher: cefn
Language: English
English Translation: Not applicable
Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.
  1. Get out of the house and go to your local park and frolic in a childlike manner.
  2. be gay and frolic
  3. bring a checkerboard whe you tell your parents you're gay
  4. Step outside of your house. Don't go to work.
  5. Go outside, sit on your fat ass, play video games. Better?


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