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Be delicious
Corporation: DKNY
Product: perfume
Location: online
Collected On: 02-28-2005
Researcher: Cookie Gilbert
Language: English
 
Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.
  1. attempt to replace your skin with yummies
  2. slather yourself in whipped cream
  3. dress up as giant cookie
  4. change you name?
  5. [jump into the bear pit at the zoo]
  6. replace blood with chocolate sauce
  7. Dip self in barbecue sauce.
  8. Eat at my Y tonight?
  9. Eat more pineapple.


  10. SUGGEST

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