Create a Storm
Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally
- spit in the air and pretend it's raining
- Allow greenhouse gases to cause hurricane Katrina.
- name the next hurricane after yourself. Refer to it as such whenever possible.
- put your hands between your legs and masturbate
- spray a garden hose into a large fan
- masturbate to moist completion
- fart the harder you can
- Learn to raindance, or seed the sky with weather-altering chemicals
- Re-engage Operation Popeye.