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Create a Storm
Corporation: Monsoon
Product: Clothing
Collected On: 02-18-2005
Researcher: escha
Language: english
Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.
  1. spit in the air and pretend it's raining
  2. Allow greenhouse gases to cause hurricane Katrina.
  3. name the next hurricane after yourself. Refer to it as such whenever possible.
  4. put your hands between your legs and masturbate
  5. spray a garden hose into a large fan
  6. masturbate to moist completion
  7. fart the harder you can
  8. Learn to raindance, or seed the sky with weather-altering chemicals
  9. Re-engage Operation Popeye.


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