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Count touchdowns, not carbs.
Corporation: PowerBar
Product: Protein Carb Select bar
Location: Cambridge, MA
Collected On: 02-20-2005
Researcher: The Institute for Infinitely Small Things -- Expedition #1
Language: English
 
Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.
  1. in a grocery store, on every item of food, cross out "carbs" and write "touchdowns"
  2. la vie est trop courte pour s'habiller triste
  3. la vie est trop courte pour s'habiller triste
  4. grab a loaf of bread in the grocery store, run down the aisle with one hand outstreched, and then throw it down and jump around pumping your fists
  5. Sit in a field eating bread. Make a tally of every UFO landing, completely ignore the carb content of the bread.


  6. SUGGEST

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