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Unleash the Power of the Sun
Corporation: Procter and Gamble
Product: Sunny Delight
Collected On: 05-15-2007
Researcher: yaeli
Language: English
 
Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.
  1. create and detonate a massive nuclear fusion bomb
  2. Develop a device to speed the sun's amazing potential for nuclear fusion. When all of the sun's energy is released at once, be ready. You'll have approximately 8 minutes to bend down and kiss your silly ass good bye.


  3. SUGGEST

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