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Walk in the Footsteps of your Ancestors
Corporation: VisitScotland
Product: Ancestral Tourism
Location: Inverness, Scotland   
Collected On: 02-05-2005
Researcher: Bron Fionnachd-Fein
Language: English
English Translation: Walk in the Footsteps of your Ancestors
Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.
  1. Wear your grandfather's shoes for a day.
  2. Go for a swim.
  3. Go to war with somebody
  4. Walk from out of the water naked onto the land - use your thumbs to grasp - mate - put on clothes - plant a crop
  5. die
  6. Go to Canada. Make bells.


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