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DON'T JUST RISE. SHINE.
Corporation: Tropicana
Product: orange juice
Location: Park Street Station, Boston, MA
Collected On: 02-15-2005
Researcher: kanarinka
Language: English
 
Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.
  1. Claim to be Jesus.
  2. Wrap yourself with christmas lights. Jump.
  3. buff your morning glory
  4. Early morning Spontaneous Autocombustion
  5. Wake n bake


  6. SUGGEST

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