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MAKE EVERY BODY HAPPY
Corporation: Aquafina
Product: water
Location: Cambridge, MA   
Collected On: 02-20-2005
Researcher: The Institute for Infinitely Small Things -- Expedition #1
Language: English
 
Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.
  1. Go to a morgue and draw smiles on all of the dead bodies
  2. hand out vibrators
  3. ...Just try not to get arrested.


  4. SUGGEST

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