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Look sharp! Feel sharp! Be sharp!
Corporation: Gillette
Product: Blue Blades
Location: eBay
Collected On: 02-10-2005
Researcher: DIV/0
Language: English
 
Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.
  1. Make a suit out of razor blades and wear it.
  2. Whittle self to a point, being careful not to put anyone's eye out.
  3. See only what we show! Feel only our narrow band of consumer excitability! Be as narrowminded as can be!


  4. SUGGEST

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