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GET SMOOTH SHINY STRAIGHT STYLE
Corporation: Redken
Product: Smooth Down Shampoo
Location: Cambridge, MA   
Collected On: 02-20-2005
Researcher: kanarinka
Language: English
 
Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.
  1. Buy one of those suits that reflect light, but make sure nobody thinks it makes you look gay.
  2. Wear a lubricated condom
  3. čoijowqpšoiurw


  4. SUGGEST

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