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Be yourself only better
Corporation: Premier Fitness Clubs
Product: Fitness club membership
Location: http://www.premierfitness.ca/
Collected On: 02-09-2005
Researcher: Sean
Language: English
 
Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.
  1. Change name to "Yourself Only Better", and have everyone try to be you
  2. first realize how bad you are at being yourself
  3. ritalin
  4. become cured of a debilitating cancer
  5. So, I'm not good enough for me, is that it?


  6. SUGGEST

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