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BUILD YOUR OWN SUIT
Corporation: Jos. A. Bank Men's Clothier
Product: men's suit
Location: Fanueil Hall, Boston, MA
Collected On: 02-15-2005
Researcher: kanarinka
Language: English
 
Please suggest how one might go about performing this command as literally as possible.
  1. get bricks, build a suit-shaped box and get in it.
  2. Learn how to sew!
  3. Find human, remove soul, dress in non-threatening colors
  4. assemble a robot who behaves like a corporate/government official
  5. Master blacksmithing, hammer out some platemail


  6. SUGGEST

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